Here’s something I’ve been waiting for pretty much all my life. The blessedly insane Japanese have created the world’s first virtual reality sex suit, and it looks like I’ll probably never leave the house again, once I get my hands on one of these masterpieces of perversion. As you may know, I’ve been obsessed with fantasy sex for quite some time. That’s really one of the reasons I got so into watching camgirls shake their booties on webcam. Nothing like cutting straight to the filthy fun, without any of the obnoxious complications that physical reality can drag into the picture, amirite?
THIS IS THE GREATEST GIF YOULL SEE ALL DAY pic.twitter.com/SlJRnE9UGG — Bardock Obama (@TheBardockObama) March 14, 2016 Okay, I will admit to mildly wetting myself from uncontrolled laughter after seeing this GIF. Bernie Sanders shows up unannounced at a Donald Trump rally and screws with the billionaire presidential candidate’s speech. There are some seriously talented … Read moreBernie Spooks The Trump
A while back, Steven Suptic decided to do a “Boobs or Butts” challenge, and it was every bit as epic as the name naturally implies. Now, Steven has returned to again attempt to identify whether these closeups at Buzzfeed depict a set of boobs, an ass, or an “other.” Let me just say that being … Read moreBoobs or Butts, People
Okay people, it seems that virtual reality porn is about to make its debut, and I can barely keep my excitement to myself. This is going to be the hottest thing since the “Triple Kiss,” and it will probably revolutionize the way you, me, and everybody we know play with our private parts. You’ll be … Read moreVirtual Reality Porn Arrives
So, if you saw the Game of Thrones episode “The Mountain and The Viper,” you know that the trial by combat scene was truly “mind-blowing,” in more ways than one. Oberyn Martell pretty much dominated the very well-fed and absurdly muscled Gregor Clegane, but was ultimately defeated by the psycho giant after making a careless … Read moreMountain Vs Viper Reactions
I don’t think this video needs much commentary, but I will say that those peaches look damn good to me. Also, dipping the banana into the Nutella to represent anal boogie-woogie is making me lose my appetite for backroad explorations (at least temporarily). Good point about male penis size, although I really wish they could’ve … Read morePorn Sex Vs Real Sex