Well, here we are…yet another Halloween is staring us right in the face, and the rapidly growing cacophony of jingling tipping noises that can be heard on sites like Chaturbate and MyFreeCams are beginning to cause short-term deafness in cam models all across Camland. Yes, this annual spookfest is probably the best time for a creative cam girl to make tons and tons of tokens, so you better get your costumes ready, people…it’s time to make some bank.
Okay, cam models have typically got TONS of stuff to sell to their devoted followers. Videos, pic sets, polaroids, baked goods, panties, Snapchats, phone numbers, plaster casts of their feet, used tampons, bodily fluids, you name it.
With all this merchandise to pitch, it really helps to have ONE central location to list ALL of your goods and services for sale. What I’m basically saying is…you need a STORE, hot shot!
A cam model with a store is like a cam model with a sales headquarters. No matter where on the digital badlands you interact with your fans, you can send them all straight to your store, where they can buy whatever they’re interested in.
Oh, and you know what else? When people visit a store, they almost always get interested in buying more stuff than they originally came for. Think about it, do you ever visit the mall and only purchase what you went there for? What about that last time you went? You showed up to get some booty shorts, but ended up buying that hot teddy and those “to-die-for” weed leaf bobby socks too, amirite?
UmmHmmm, guuurl, I seeee you!!
The populace is still reeling from last weekend’s world premiere of “Sharknado 5 – Global Swarming” on the SyFy Channel, but my exquisite Camlord mind has been busy coming up with potential parodies of the ridiculous, but hilarious, B-movie franchise.
Well, the trend of live-streaming apps adding a tipping functionality is continuing full speed ahead, and Periscope has just become the latest broadcasting platform to jump on the bangwagon (oops, I totally meant “bandwagon,” I swear).
Many of you may be familiar with some of the other tipping-enabled apps like YouNow and Peeks, where broadcasters can make some sweet coin just hanging out in a totally non-nude capacity with their viewers. It seems like these live-streaming platforms that allow tipping are getting more popular than ever, so it makes sense that Twitter-owned Periscope would get with the program eventually.
Fidget spinners up the Wazoopa?? Yep!! Apparently, now you can get one of those super cool spinning thingies most people use to ease anxiety and shove it where the sun don’t shine. When I first found out about the fidget spinner butt plug, of course I immediately began to consider the potential camming uses for the odd new sex toy. Actually, the idea of employing this bad boy on cam should come naturally to anyone who’s spent the least bit of time catering to the often weird kinks that abound in Camland.