Here’s something I’ve been waiting for pretty much all my life. The blessedly insane Japanese have created the world’s first virtual reality sex suit, and it looks like I’ll probably never leave the house again, once I get my hands on one of these masterpieces of perversion. As you may know, I’ve been obsessed with fantasy sex for quite some time. That’s really one of the reasons I got so into watching camgirls shake their booties on webcam. Nothing like cutting straight to the filthy fun, without any of the obnoxious complications that physical reality can drag into the picture, amirite?
Okay people, it seems that virtual reality porn is about to make its debut, and I can barely keep my excitement to myself. This is going to be the hottest thing since the “Triple Kiss,” and it will probably revolutionize the way you, me, and everybody we know play with our private parts. You’ll be able to put this thingamajig on your head and pretend you’re some pornstar going at other pornstars with lustful abandon. At-home entertainment can’t get much better than that, right?
Take a look at this dude from Mashable trying out some of Naughty America’s initial load of VR porn offerings. After watching, I have to say, one of my first priorities when I get me an Oculus Rift VR headset in March will be to make sure nobody, and I mean NOBODY, ever catches a glimpse of me using the thing. Walking in on me masturbating is one thing, but walking in on me jerkin’ lil Buttler with a VR thingamadoodle on my head is probably something I’ll never be able to live down. Worse than that drunken “pegging” episode in Rio with the tranny who I mistakenly took for a …oh, nevermind.
Can’t wait to see how virtual reality will be implemented in the camming world. Should be interesting to have AmberCutie’s phat booty waving around in my face while the drool I produce flows like a river into my kitchen.